Q: Who weighs 6000 pounds and wears glass slippers?
A: Cinderelephant
Monday, November 15, 2010
How are an elephant and ...
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How are an elephant and a banana just alike?They are both yellow . . . . uh . . . . Except for the elephant, of course.What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants coming over the hill?Look! A herd of elephants coming over the hill!What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants wearing sunglasses coming over the hill?Nothing. He didn`t recognize them.What did Jane say when she saw a herd of elephants coming over the hill?Look! A bunch of bananas coming over the hill! (Jane was color-blind.)
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Why do elephants ...
Why do elephants float in the river upside-down?To keep their blue tennis shoes from getting wet.
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How to catch a white elephant...
How to catch a white elephant: Go to an place where there are white elephants. Bring with you a muffin (with raisins). Climb a tree. When the white elephant is close, drop the muffin (with raisins) in front of it. The white elephant will be happy, and eat the muffin (with raisins). White elephants like muffins (with raisins). Repeat this procedure for five days in a row. After the fifth day, the white elephant will be used to its daily muffin (with raisins). The sixth day you climb the tree, bringing with you a muffin (without raisins). Drop the muffin (without raisins) as usual. When the white elephant finds out that the muffin (without raisins) lacks rasins, it will darken in anger. And then you catch it the same way you catch an ordinary grey elephant
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Why do ducks have flat...
Why do ducks have flat feet?For stamping out forest fires.Why do elephants have flat feet?For stamping out flaming ducks.Why do giraffes have long necks?For spitting on burning elephants.
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
Why do elephants travel ...
Why do elephants travel in herds?
Because if they traveled in flocks, it would confuse the sheepdogs.
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Why do elephants walk...
Why do elephants walk on four feet?
Because if they flew, you could never keep your car clean.
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How do you kill a blue...
How do you kill a blue elephant?Shoot it with a blue elephant gun.How do you kill a red elephant?Strangle it till it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.How do you kill a green elephant?Tell it a dirty joke until it blushes and turns red, then strangle it until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.How do you kill a yellow elephant?What are you talking about? There are no yellow elephants!
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Why do elephants ...
Why do elephants wear blue tennis shoes?Because the white ones always get dirty.
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