Monday, November 15, 2010

How are an elephant and ...

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How are an elephant and a banana just alike?They are both yellow . . . . uh . . . . Except for the elephant, of course.What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants coming over the hill?Look! A herd of elephants coming over the hill!What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants wearing sunglasses coming over the hill?Nothing. He didn`t recognize them.What did Jane say when she saw a herd of elephants coming over the hill?Look! A bunch of bananas coming over the hill! (Jane was color-blind.)

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